No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
We all know the real reason Marshall didn’t want to name their child Tara.
how to make friends
PEBBLES SENT ME FLOWERS AT WORK DHDBSJSNXIDNSUAHS HNBBHGGGGG
I WAS ALL THE WAY AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORE AND SOME GUY WALKS UP TO ME AND ASKED ME IF I WAS JESSICA. I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE OH MY GOD BUT THEN HE SAID THESE ARE FOR YOU AND PROCEEDED TO HAND ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET OF FLOWERS???
My coworkers all saw the flowers afterwards and their reactions ranged from “is it your birthday?” to “are those for me?” Oh my god though they thought it was the sweetest thing when I told them it was our one month anniversary. IT IS THE SWEETEST. YOU ARE THE SWEETEST. IF YOU NEED ME I’LL BE HOLDING MY FLOWERS IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM AND HAPPILY SOBBING.
That sounded pathetic but I assure you I am nothing but happiness right now. THANK YOU BAE. Happy one month. Oh my god.